I Can't Even Get To Work In The Morning Without Spilling My Coffee

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Man, look at these a-holes rubbing their awesome lives in my face. Just laughing in the face of death for fun, while I sit back and grind out rent checks in this urban hell. Shit, I've become so inept at doing sweet shit while living here that I can't even get the most minuscule of tasks done without fucking up. Dropped my toothbrush in the toilet the other day and then spilt my coffee all over the subway when it came to a screeching halt. Just stood there like an asshole, taking everyone's death stares cause I had nothing to clean it up with. I seriously gotta get out of this city. Sucking the life outta me.