
No time to talk today. So I'll let Bar Refaeli's body speak for itself. But let me just say, if that overweight, goatee wearin', Titanic floatin' son of a bitch Leonardo Dicaprio can hold down this ass for this long, Inception must be real.
I don't want to put ideas into your head or anything, put read yesterday's headlines...
- Katy Perry went to a Victoria's Secret fashion show. I don't know if theres anything funny about that, but I find myself very excited about the prospect of it.
- There are just too many jokes to make about the cop who was banging in his cruiser. Such as, "You have the right to remain silent, but I love it when you talk dirty to me."
-And finally, this dude admits he loves GILF porn on Family Feud. I mean, they did ask 100 people... Nobody else agrees with this guy? Steve? Come on, step up and come to this guys defense already...
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