Lions Logo Contest from zack follett on Vimeo.
Man, I was 100% confident that I was gonna win this thing. Seriously, who better to end up with the most bad ass piece of Lions memorabilia since Barry's afro pic than Detroit shock blogger, Joeyblueskies? Imagine what that thing would look like in my rec room. Okay, so I don't have a rec room yet, but until then the Lady Friend can deal with it being over our bed. And I was seriously prepared to do absolutely anything required of me to win this contest. I would've done Zack's laundry, helped him move, picked him up at the airport, pretty much treated him like Jerry Seinfeld treated Keith Hernandez. I would've even kept JP company while he's on the road. But then Zack goes and makes it about JC and completely takes me outta the running. I mean I'm down with people who love Jesus, more power to 'em, I just don't think being a smut peddler gets you front row seats on the 50 yard line in heaven.
But just because I ain't getting invited to the party doesn't mean I don't know anyone who is. I'd like to throw my dad's name into the running cause the dude hasn't missed a mass in the last 20 years and has worked his ass off his entire life to do things right and provide his family with everything we could want. Plus he's been a long suffering Lions fan since 1957. If anyone deserves it, he does.
PS- If you want a shot at winning this thing email Follett at contact@zakarianfollett.com
The only way to get to heaven is not to be a "smut peddler," but to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Hope you someday accept Him and we can see you in Heaven. Hell is hot.
ReplyDeleteBut thank you for getting the message out on your site.