Ha clever, but pointless JP Friday... You could have done a Follett Friday on how Zack is giving away a huge Lion wood cut out autographed by the whole team sometime next week, check his Facebook for details ;)
i saw the hottest rap video of zf the other day and i was waiting all week to blog about it. DAMN IT. he had this artic hat on and sunglasses and i can't find it for the life of me right now. JP friday is good, but ZF friday raps might have to take over. plus she seems to hate it.
Follett and Stafford could probably autograph that thing 50 times apiece with the amount of time they got on their hands. I've seen them on sidelines wearing those ridic NFL army/grey/camo/urban long sleeves enough this season to last a life time.
What do we got to do to get a cut out of Mmase so we can give it away to the first person to answer a stupid redwings question on saturday morning. thats what follett and this site need. I understand the amount of wood it would take to replicate matts 4 chins and giant gut, but it needs to be done. Hell, I got $20 bucks to get one created of our leader. Anyone else willing to donote?
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Ha clever, but pointless JP Friday... You could have done a Follett Friday on how Zack is giving away a huge Lion wood cut out autographed by the whole team sometime next week, check his Facebook for details ;)
ReplyDeletei saw the hottest rap video of zf the other day and i was waiting all week to blog about it. DAMN IT. he had this artic hat on and sunglasses and i can't find it for the life of me right now.
ReplyDeleteJP friday is good, but ZF friday raps might have to take over. plus she seems to hate it.
Follett and Stafford could probably autograph that thing 50 times apiece with the amount of time they got on their hands. I've seen them on sidelines wearing those ridic NFL army/grey/camo/urban long sleeves enough this season to last a life time.
ReplyDeleteWhat do we got to do to get a cut out of Mmase so we can give it away to the first person to answer a stupid redwings question on saturday morning. thats what follett and this site need. I understand the amount of wood it would take to replicate matts 4 chins and giant gut, but it needs to be done. Hell, I got $20 bucks to get one created of our leader. Anyone else willing to donote?
i got $20 on it
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