I like smart chicks. Like a diamond in the rough, a chick who's smarter than you are can really open your eyes to some shit. And that's why I'm into Natalie Portman. She went to Harvard, she's travelled the world, she pretty hot, and she could probably balance my check book in about 10 seconds (not that I'd let her, remember rule number 34 guys, never let a chick see your checking account balance...). But the reason I'm bringing her up today is because I saw a trailer for "Your Highness" starring Portman, James Franco, and Danny McBride. It's Pineapple Express + Lord of the Rings and it looks awesome. And you get to see Natalie Portman in a string bikini in the trailer. I shit you not.
So take a look, think about giving the first three Star Wars another chance, and read yesterday's headlines...
- Well we did it. We still officially own the worst record in NFL history after the Lions let the Bills beat them shamelessly on Sunday. For some reason, I don't feel like I thought I would. What are the '72 Dolphins talking about? The good news is, next time we give you a lock of the year, you know to go the opposite way.
- Rich Rod isn't fooling anyone with these two most recent wins. Although it is nice to be bowl eligible. I have a feeling we're destined for the Eddy's Ice Cream Waffle cone Bowl or some shit though...
- We posted a couple of funny videos yesterday that should be watched in this sequence. Dude's having a great day. Someone pisses the dude off. Dude gets even. Enjoy...
I'd like to point out that even though the Lions didn't win I still covered that bet. The real kicker was that if they tied it up on that 2 pt conversion then they would've gone to OT and probably lost by three and not covered. Life is nuts sometimes.
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