Two Teachers One Chair

Fox News – Two teachers’ performance of a dirty dance at a Canadian high school rally has led to their suspension without pay, The Globe and Mail reported. After footage of the graphic lap dance was posted online, the Winnipeg School Division launched an investigation into the incident at Churchill High School. The video, “Two Teachers, One Chair,” features physical education instructor Chrystie Fitchner and an unidentified male teacher in a sexually explicit routine that had students turn from laughter to disbelief. “At first we were laughing and then it was like, ‘Oh that’s a little too far,’” The Globe and Mail quoted 14-year-old Freshman Saigha Vincent. Winnipeg school trustee Mike Babinsky expressed his outrage at the teachers’ behavior, and said he will wait for the results of the investigation before deciding whether to lobby for further disciplinary action, The Globe and Mail reported. “He is sticking his head into her crotch, into her private area,” Babinsky told The Globe and Mail on Tuesday. “I don’t know if they’re making contact, but it’s way too close.” Thirteen-year-old student Montana Fortier said the “whole school was rattled” after the assembly.

So they are gonna be fired for sure, right? And I guess that means there is an opening in the P.E. department at Churchhill High School. Count me in, I gotta get hired by this school. Shit looks awesome. Like how long were they gonna let this go on before a principal, administrator, custodian, or fuckin lunch lady stepped in and stopped it?

I definitely remember some pretty rowdy stuff happening at all school assemblies in old Menominee. But it was never anything more than Brett Dessart doing the Chris Farley Chippendale's dance with a solid 4 inches of ass crack showing or dudes dressed as cheerleaders with the largest fake tits you could jam into a jumper. Nothing outrageous like two teachers simulating oral on one another. Woulda loved to see a certain football coach/English teacher go down on the algebra teacher, Old Lady Antilla. Talk about a pep rally.

PS - You know Kurt Warner is gonna be suing for defamation of character. It is common knowledge that he never goes down on his wife.