Saturday, February 6, 2010
Millen Couldn't Fight His Way Out Of A Paper Bag
Freep - Watching Herschel Walker, 47, pummel some palooka in a mixed martial arts bout has another former NFL star thinking that looks pretty cool: Matt Millen. "I thought about doing it," Millen told fanhouse.com. I'm 52 years old, but I'd love to try it, just to stay in shape. I know just how Herschel feels. Guys who played football, we loved the competition, the physical challenge of going up against another man and seeing who's stronger. There's no way to compete like that again. I haven't been in a fight in so long. I could use a good fight."
You expect to print that Millen is taking open calls for someone to kick his ass and not have a shit storm on your hands? There are at least 800,000 people in Detroit currently camping on the streets to take a shot. I can't wait to see Lion's fans spend their grocery money in order to get a chance of kncoking out Matt Millen. Considering all the pent up frustration that we've got, the only chance Millen has with one of these psychos is if he wears his four super bowl rings as brass knuckles like those thugs from the Newsies. But you better believe if he does i'd go all "Remember Crutchie" on his ass.
Gets nice at the 5:00 minute mark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW6XgN63L-M&feature=related
This is 100% brought on by the fact that Hershel Walker stepped out of the NFL grave in order to kick some random dudes ass and then challenged Jose Canseco to a MMA fight. Can you say Ali - Frasier anyone? Canseco launched some half assed insult back and Hershel said he would mop the floor with him. So as far as I am concerned, this shit is in motion.
Millen just couldn't stand that Hershel was stealing some of his "most famous former player" thunder and has decided to put a hold on ruining the lives of all Michigan sports fans as the daily voice of all football and is getting his bitch tits involved. If i'm getting in the octagon with him I just hope he shows up looking like this
and not like this
Being honest though, I would probably put down 500 bones to take my shots at Millen. Dude has been living on the high horse lately with all those ABC provided lunches and I don't think i would pick Millen over Screech right now.
But I think this is a good use of Matt's time. Its better than him sitting around stewing about not still being the captain of the NFL's Titanic
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