Bangin Good In The Neighborhood

Visitors to Mildred's Temple Kitchen, a restaurant in Toronto, Canada, are invited to spice up their love life this Valentine's Day with a trip to the bathroom. "Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom?" patrons were asked in a not-too-subtle promotional e-mail. The individual bathrooms will be open for sexual escapades from the 12-15th February. According to the manager, Rory Gallagher, a french maid will be working the toilets, making sure everything is "going smoothly and kept clean." "We've always had little trysts in our bathrooms," co-owner Donna Dooher told The Toronto Star. "We're taking it to the next level on Valentine's weekend." She added that customers are expected to bring their own condoms.

Well, Ive been toiling over where to take the Lady Friend for Valentines Day. She keeps pressing me about Mario Batali's restuarant "Po" which is supposed to be a bomb Italian joint, but I keep coming back to the 2 for 20 deal at Applebees as our best option. You seriously get an appetizer, 2 entrees, and a dessert for 20 bucks. I keep telling her its just the economy and not the fact that I like southwest egg rolls more than any other food on the planet but she ain't buying it. But after reading this I'm completely changing my vote. Screw Applebees, we're going to Mildred's Temple Kitchen. I mean this place is probably a bit pricey but they have a pre-fix dinner special that includes a house salad, choice of a meat or fish dish, and a knobjob in the bathroom for $31.99. I'm booking this, the Lady Friend and I are going to Toronto. That reminds me I gotta find our passports.

And don't be scared away if you're single. You know that french maid on mop up duty is gonna be horny as hell listen to all these people just going at it all night long. Shit's a slam dunk.

PS - Love everything about this idea. Straight E=MC2 good, but im just not getting one thing. Every place in the world hands out free condoms, they are practically raining down in NYC. So why is Mildred's promoting getting freaky but not handing them out? Fuckin jank.