So we are obviously overpaying for Johnny in this situation but I still think this is an important move if we actually wanna compete next year for the Central. The one thing you can't do in the MLB is waiver between wanting to compete and wanting to rebuild. So I will be cheering for Johnny all year and don't really care if he fucks up cause if we didn't have him we would be straight fucked. As of now I think the Central is winnable and if Austin Jackson and the revamped pitching staff show up then who knows?
The biggest news about Damon signing with the Tigers is that his wife was adamant about not living in Detroit. Fuck her, I hope I see her at Chelie's Chili Bar so I can give her a piece of my mind. Probably in a bathroom stall if you know what I mean.
Damon's best quote from his presser...
"Let's hope the Chinese are right when they say this is the year of the tiger!"
Thanks for the quote The Boy
I think Stafford needs to sex this broad along with all other attractive detroit sports wife to consolidate power.
ReplyDeleteAgreed, he should claim the right of primae noctis and deflower them all on their first night in the D. Like in Braveheart
ReplyDeletehaha i was trying to come up with that line and failed. well played
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