The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show was last night and the Scottish Terrier, Sadie, from Mackinaw Island, MI took down Best In Show. She was basically the Canadian Hockey Team version of Westminster Dogs and second place just wasn't an option for this 3 year old bitch. But besides Michigan solidifying itself as the birthplace of the best Scottish Terriers in the world, last night's spotlight was stolen from Sadie by those PETA bastards. And thats bullshit cause these chicks didn't even do anything cool. Oh no, holding up signs that say "Mutts Rule" and "Breeders kill shelter dog chances", please stop, no I can't take it anymore! Give me a fuckin break, I mean if you are gonna deflect attention from Michigan and its dog show dynasty than you better at least come with something good. Bring a litter of dead puppies and start hammer throwing them into the crowd or have a Mike Vick neutering station but just don't bring this weak shit into Westminster.
Anyone else think Blondi has it going on? I'm gonna go lather myself up in fake blood and see if I can't run into her at this seal protest downtown. Wish me luck.
Quick Notes From Last Night:
Doberman: This killing machine had a legit shot at winning until those Peta bitches ran out and started saving the world. I was watching this live and that Doberman was a split second away from removing the nuts off one of those security guards.
Brittany: Good looking dog with a real actual sporting purpose. Too young and inexperienced to win.
Whippet: Dog can run 35 mph but was scared of its own shadow. Dog never stood a chance.
Puli: This dog was so stoned he didn't know where he was and he kept stopping to eat up all the dog treats on the floor.
Toy Poodle: This is a fuckin guy dog, seriously, this thing has balls. Probably gonna be a cheerleader when he grows up.
Scottish Terrier: This dog blew Best In Show at Westminster last year because she was all fat from eating tons of fudge and riding horses everywhere she went, but she came back determined and slimmed down this year.
French Bulldog: Most popular dog in Brooklyn, these bowling balls are everywhere but stood no legit chance of winning.
364 more days until next Westminster
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