I was down on the Jersey Shore taking in the Depaul-Seton Hall basketball game this morning and decided to do some in person research into our latest poll question. I just had to, there were literally some of the finest male cheer leading specimens I have ever come across and they were just bouncing and skipping all over the place. These dudes straight loved their lives. It was really kinda weird, like they totally forgot for the day that they went to Seton Hall and that they weren't on the basketball team but rather were just fans dressed in one piece polyester jumpsuits.
But I took this opportunity to take a deeper look at what makes these "guys" tick and the ethical dilemma you might be faced with someday. Would you let your son attend college on a cheer leading scholarship? Throw your two cents in the comment section and don't forget to vote on the poll.
Pro #1: Looking Up Skirts
Being a male cheer leader is basically a license to stare at vagina. Just don't look at it directly, shit is like the sun.
Con #1: Carrying Around Huge Fuckin Flags
This dude almost died while running this thing around. No fuckin thanks
Pro #2: T-shirt Cannons
T-shirt cannons are easily the best thing about being a male cheerleader. Except I wouldn't be shooting them to pimply faced little kids. I'd be looking for college coeds willing to show me their cans.
Con #2: Gotta Dress Like A Sailor
Basically you have all the pushups and stupid uniforms of the Navy, minus the pussy of Fleet Week.
Pro #3: Grabbing Butts
Even better than looking up skirts.
Damn, so those are a few pros and cons. Looks like being a cheerleader aint so bad. Convince me otherwise. Please
PS - Whatever your take on the cheer leaders, I gotta say today was a real sweet day. Our lovely American Idol slut Antonella Barba sang the National Anthem and I got a Bobby Gonzalez (Seton Hall Coach) bobblehead at the game.
Thanks to Red for the bomb tickets. Closest i've ever been at a sporting event when I wasn't running the penalty box at a bantam game.
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