Lets give it up. That was pretty dope. But my mama didnt raise no fool. All these lyrics about society and bettering the world and being smart are cute and catchy, but these kids arent dumb. With emergence of social media, these kids must really know what goes on at college right? I know for a fact I didnt learn shit at school and I cared more than 75% dumbass college kids in class with me. I absolutely love what college has become. 4+ plus years of expensive ass partying. What I did learn, black stretch pants and uggs are the shit and are the only reason you should ever go to the library. Chicks dont like getting puked on. If you have a pet, get a dog. Snakes dont get you any pussy. And appartently you can almost die from getting high, ask jhof. To prove my point, someone dropped "economies of scale" on me in a business call the other day and I had to google it after hanging up the phone. I was a business major. fml
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JOEYBLUESKIES.COM DICTIONARY
Joey Blueskies-A derogatory nickname for Detroit Lions' quarterback, Joey Harrington which came about as fans realized that, no matter how badly he played, Harrington always characterized his performances, and the situation in general, in an extremely positive or "blueskies" manner. Lions Bumaya!- translates to English as "Lions kill him!" and is the rallying cry of any true Lions fan. "Ali Bumaye" was the local's chant before and during the "rumble in the jungle" fight between Mohammed Ali and George Foreman in Zaire in 1974.
Totallyfuckinbelievable- my life sucks so bad that this bullshit is totally fucking believable, hence it's totallyfuckinbelievable. From the root, unfuckinbelievable.
Eating the Cornbread- the undying and undeserved optimism Detroit Lions fans bring to the beginning of each season. If you think the Lions are winning more than 6 games this year you're eating the cornbread.
Rap Videoing- The act of pouring or spraying an alcoholic beverage onto the head or chest of a friend in a celebratory fashion, all the while yelling "Rap Video!".
Lions Sisu!- translates to "Lions need strength of will, determination, perseverance and to act rationally in the face of adversity." Joe Paquette brought the Finnish message with him when he walked from the U.P. to Detroit in order to tell the Lions they need Sisu.
A.O.L.- asses on location. Whenever a blueskier sees a smoking hot ass walking down the street, as a readers fee, it's their responsibility to take a photo of said ass and send it to me at which point I will post it and grade it.
Blursday - drinking so much on a Thursday night that it becomes blurry.
Michigander- the preferred nomanclature when referring to anyone from Michigan. Beat out Michiganian in our official jbs.com poll
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ReplyDeleteLets give it up. That was pretty dope. But my mama didnt raise no fool. All these lyrics about society and bettering the world and being smart are cute and catchy, but these kids arent dumb. With emergence of social media, these kids must really know what goes on at college right? I know for a fact I didnt learn shit at school and I cared more than 75% dumbass college kids in class with me. I absolutely love what college has become. 4+ plus years of expensive ass partying. What I did learn, black stretch pants and uggs are the shit and are the only reason you should ever go to the library. Chicks dont like getting puked on. If you have a pet, get a dog. Snakes dont get you any pussy. And appartently you can almost die from getting high, ask jhof. To prove my point, someone dropped "economies of scale" on me in a business call the other day and I had to google it after hanging up the phone. I was a business major. fml
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