Did you know that Chris Kaman was the only All-Star on the floor last night? I Just Realized He Was Drafted After Darko Too, Christ

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Man, how disappointing is it when you hear the Pistons are going to be in L.A. playing some ball only to find out they’re playing the fucking Clippers.

At least the Clippers have native Michigander and CMU product Chris Kaman to watch. Nothing beats watching an All-Star (seriously, Kaman was an All-Star this year) terrorize the Piston big men all night. Actually, it wasn’t just Kaman. Even the NBA hot potato Dwight Gooden had a big night. Of course, that’s what happens when you see effort spent on the court.

I guess I shouldn’t really be expecting hustle from anyone at this point. What are we, 21-36? I mean, why expect Ben Gordon to score a single point (for real, he offered up a nice doughnut in 19 minutes)?

It’s just a little annoying at this point to have a 9 point half time lead and fully expect the Stones to blow it against the fucking Clippers. Seriously, the FUCKING CLIPPERS. It didn’t matter that Rip hit a clutch three with 40 seconds to go in the game to get the lead, you just knew something was going to go wrong. Sure enough, some homeless guy named Rasual Butler wandered onto the court and scored 5 points in the final half minute and got a clutch block on Stuckey to put the game on ice for the Clips. Who the fuck is Rasual Butler?

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