Trinity Squashes Yale

This little Asian dude from Yale can save the sob story. His team just got dominated for the 12th straight year (yeah thats right, Trinity Squash has won 12 consecutive national championships) and then he gets straight dragon breath'd into submission by this fist pumping Roger Federer wannabe. He just took it too. Didn't say nothing back, didn't headbutt him so hard his nose exploded, nothing, just took it like a bitch. Sounds about right to me. In the words of Ricky Bobby, "He's a winner. Winners get to do what they want."