13 Year Old QB Phenom Verbally Commits To USC. God Damn Rich Rod, How Did You Miss Out On This Kid?

This has been a huge freakin week for David Sills. Besides having his balls drop, he also made a verbal committ to USC. I gotta hand it to Lane Kiffin, he's only been on the job 3 weeks and is already scouting middle school recess. I heard Rivals ranks this kid as the #1 four-square player in the nation. Some questions about his character have arose though, as reports are coming out that he was busted not once, not twice, but three times for lifting Laffy Taffys from the corner store.