Raptor Devours Cheerleader

I can't believe the announcers laughed this off. I mean that Raptor devoured the girl into his suit and ran off the floor with his balls bouncing off her head as she flopped helplessly upside down inside that suit. And now he's definitely taking her back to his Raptor mascot basement lair where he will regurgitate her and chain her up in order to have his way with her. Just despicable.

This just proves my point that having actual real live animal mascots instead of sexual predators dressed as Barney is a much better way to go. I supported LSU wanting to have a real tiger at games and in fact I think all teams should genetically engineer real versions of their mascot. First order of business, the Toronto Raptors should do away this this perv and get one of those Raptors from Jurassic Park to walk around the court during commercials. Secondly, the Fighting Irish need to go to Dublin and pull an actual drunk Irishman out of the bar with a Guinness in hand to be their mascot. You just let that guy loose in the student section and watch him play grabass all game long. And last but not least, you gotta limit admission to UMass based on whether or not they are actually Minutemen. The admissions test is not making it through the first minute of a stanky leg routine by the gymnastics team.




Thanks to Eileen for the video