They Call Him Johnny Mo, I Call Him Johnny Oh!

So the Lady Friend stole my computer and got some revenge. I gotta give it to her she pretty much nailed this. Mmase

Now, I love Lindsey Vonn as much as everyone but it's time to give all the ladies out there some eyes candy of their own and I found him. Introducing Johnny Mo.

John Morris, the bad boy of curling, first caught my eye during the Canada vs Great Britain curling battle. The more I learned about Johnny Mo the more I wanted him to be my Mountie. Not only do his biceps explode out of that awkward curling polo but this man is a firefighter in real life...that's hott. Here are some other sexy facts about our boy Johnny...

1 - After losing a match during the 2001 Olympic Trials he ripped off his shirt and threw it into the garbage.

2 - Teammates and friends say that Johnny is "hard to read" and everyone knows that women love a man of mystery.

3 - In a fit of rage Johnny snapped a broom stick in half after missing a shot.

What a man.

So I'm here watching this curling match, debating hopping on a plane to Vancouver to find the man of my dreams. To use my favorite Olympic term, this is a high risk-high reward situation. I could lose my favorite Detroit sports loving blogger but could end up with the Brock Martinez of curling. What's a girl do?




Lady Friend