huffingtonpost.com - Austin Box, a linebacker for the Oklahoma Sooners, was arrested Saturday in Oklahoma City. NewsOK reports that the junior was caught peeing on bar stools, earning him a complaint of disorderly conduct by urinating in public. He was later released. Urination crimes may be turning into a routine event for the Sooner. Box was cited for public urination last March after he was spotted peeing outside a restaurant in Norman, Okla.
I just feel bad for this guy. If you count swimming pools, you know how many times I should've been arrested for public urination in my life? A shit ton. And lets not forget that bars don't have toilets and it is basically entrapment when they pump you full of PBR and expect you not to piss in the parking lot. Not to mention beer in Oklahoma is only 3.2 percent and you have to drink a kiddie pool worth to get a buzz. I just wanna know what kind of establishment has detectives waiting for you in the parking lot to throw the cuffs on you the second you put your snake back in your pants.
PS - Two dudes from Michigan's Club Hockey team were arrested for public urination in the Walmart parking lot when we played in Norman a few years back. I think we need some type of investigation into the Police Department's obsession with handing out pissing tickets. Sounds like a job for Chris Hansen to me.
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