Newsblaze.com - Shards of glass rained down on hundreds of revelers -- including 'Sex and the City' actor Chris Noth and 'Jersey Shore' cast members Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Vinny Guadagnino -- at a Midtown party last night, injuring ten, officials said. The incident happened at the Sony Building, where some 300 guests had gathered to celebrate Purim, a Jewish costume celebration.
I've been warning Snooki for weeks that she has to take it easy on the fist pumping. Especially if you are at a party with a glass roof. C'mon Snickers, you know God is looking to take you out and you go and give him a golden opportunity by punching out the glass roof at a Jewish costume party? Must've been a good DJ.
This was Snooki's tweet after the roof collapsed:
"OMG the roof just collapsed. If there's a Rupture and Christ returns for his Church, obviously Snooki will be left behind, and she will no doubt be tweeting: OMG Christ or sum bearded dude look hella like him just took tons of peeps with him! aint nobody left but me & a lot of otha skanks, punks, pervs & losers."
Or in other words after the Apocalypse all that will be left is Snooki and the Ballgamers.
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