How Do You Rebuild Michigan Football? You Start By Rolling The Fuck Outta Someone

Mike Leach gets it. He ain't gonna let some pussy momma's boy go out and embarrass him without locking his ass in a closet. That's how you coach football folks. And this is a change of tune for me cause two years ago I started out thinking, at least Mighigan didn't end up hiring Mike Leach as their coach. But no, fuck that! All those motherfuckers in the Michigan braintrust don't know how to win games. I think Rich Rod is caught somewhere between being the Michigan Man Lloyd was and being the wildman motherfucker he wants to be. If Rich delivered this speech after that Toledo loss we wouldn't be in the mess we are in now. It should've gone something like this, "The mighty Michigan Wolverines. Oh yeah poo poo, fuckin Toledo. Fuck you. And fuck me. And fuck everybody. That is fuckin bullshit."