We've played before, and its always been "awww good job" or "you almost had him", or my favorite one "atleast you got the critter bonus". But this time, with mountain goats as our prey, Eileen snuck up on me and straight stole a victory. I was a bit worried when I ended our first location with 4 straight perfect sites and was only about 1000 points up on her. Then before I knew it she started getting some consecutive perfect sites of her own, and she took the lead. And then I started pressing, and my biggest fear came to light. I'll let Shane Falco tell you about Quicksand....
I couldn't take a shot at a billy, with a nanny busting ass and diving infront of my kill shots. One empty round led to another and before I knew it I was too deep. While it was a pretty big low in my life, I do think its awesome that my girlfriend enjoys going out and pumping 5 bones in the BBH and housing PBR. I guess I just didn't think I would lose hand so quick in this relationship. Anyways, as terms of the bet that I lost, I will now publish my losing score to the masses. My name is Brian Mason, and I am not smarter than a 5th grader.
BMASE
this wasn't as gratifying as i had hoped. you still owe me a lap dance.
ReplyDeletei was reading thru this and thought id for sure be mentioned for that ass whooping u laid on me in BBH at the horny goat about a month ago bmase...wasnt even competitive, but i did win one bonus round...worst regular playing gamer ever? fuzion frenzy, nhl, madden, etc...
ReplyDeleteDid bmase actually just write "While it was a pretty big low in my life, I do think its awesome that my girlfriend enjoys going out and pumping 5 bones..."
ReplyDeleteQuote it. Nothing against you Eileen. Nice shooting.