pssssss you're a fucking coddled man child, who needs to use rogaine and dont think i didnt see you looking at that woman earlier...if you'd ever cheat on me i would....well, i would get an empire sooooooooooo hmmmmm or....... pssssss dont get fucking mad at me...you're the one who gave ME fuckin herpes....thats what u get for screwin those jersey girls
Federer has a set of balls and a shaft bigger than you use on and off the field, hence the reason i'm sittin on one cheek right now...and boom goes the dynamite
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JOEYBLUESKIES.COM DICTIONARY
Joey Blueskies-A derogatory nickname for Detroit Lions' quarterback, Joey Harrington which came about as fans realized that, no matter how badly he played, Harrington always characterized his performances, and the situation in general, in an extremely positive or "blueskies" manner. Lions Bumaya!- translates to English as "Lions kill him!" and is the rallying cry of any true Lions fan. "Ali Bumaye" was the local's chant before and during the "rumble in the jungle" fight between Mohammed Ali and George Foreman in Zaire in 1974.
Totallyfuckinbelievable- my life sucks so bad that this bullshit is totally fucking believable, hence it's totallyfuckinbelievable. From the root, unfuckinbelievable.
Eating the Cornbread- the undying and undeserved optimism Detroit Lions fans bring to the beginning of each season. If you think the Lions are winning more than 6 games this year you're eating the cornbread.
Rap Videoing- The act of pouring or spraying an alcoholic beverage onto the head or chest of a friend in a celebratory fashion, all the while yelling "Rap Video!".
Lions Sisu!- translates to "Lions need strength of will, determination, perseverance and to act rationally in the face of adversity." Joe Paquette brought the Finnish message with him when he walked from the U.P. to Detroit in order to tell the Lions they need Sisu.
A.O.L.- asses on location. Whenever a blueskier sees a smoking hot ass walking down the street, as a readers fee, it's their responsibility to take a photo of said ass and send it to me at which point I will post it and grade it.
Blursday - drinking so much on a Thursday night that it becomes blurry.
Michigander- the preferred nomanclature when referring to anyone from Michigan. Beat out Michiganian in our official jbs.com poll
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ReplyDeletepssssss you're a fucking coddled man child, who needs to use rogaine and dont think i didnt see you looking at that woman earlier...if you'd ever cheat on me i would....well, i would get an empire sooooooooooo hmmmmm or....... pssssss dont get fucking mad at me...you're the one who gave ME fuckin herpes....thats what u get for screwin those jersey girls
ReplyDeleteDo you think one of your mistresses would want to have a threeway?
ReplyDelete“Hey Tiger, we are going out later to pick up some fried chicken and watermelon, get your game face on!"
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ReplyDelete"Okay, if you tear up the prenup, you can have 12 mistresses a year. But they can't be hotter than me."
ReplyDelete"Honey, I would appreciate you not getting hand jobs from other chicks when I'm sitting right next to you."
ReplyDelete"i want you inside me"
ReplyDelete"...ever wonder why the kids look like teemu selanne?" Two can play that game, dickhead."
ReplyDeleteCan I say something without you getting mad...I want to be on you. No wait I want to be ON you.
ReplyDelete"...having said that, we still may be able to come to some anal agreement"
ReplyDeleteFederer has a set of balls and a shaft bigger than you use on and off the field, hence the reason i'm sittin on one cheek right now...and boom goes the dynamite
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