Detroitnews - A mustachioed bank robber wearing a wig and women's clothing made off with an undisclosed amount of cash this afternoon from a Southfield bank. The suspect, believed to be a black man dressed as a female, and wearing a burnt orange wig, red rouge makeup and matching black shoes and scarf, walked into the Bank of America in the 29000 block of Greenfield about 2:20 p.m. and implied he was armed with a weapon. "We think it's a man -- he had a thin mustache on his upper lip," said Southfield Police Lt. Nick Loussia. Police said the robber was about 6 foot, 2 inches tall.
Woah woah woah! Hold your horses here. Who says this isn't a lady? Have you ever been to Southfield? This is how they grow them there. 6'2", black, burnt orange hair, tons of rouge, great fashion sense (matching black shoes and scarf), and an upper lip that would make Tom Sellick jealous. I actually think Bmase might have made out with this chick in a bathroom at the Palace once.
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