Tigers got killed yesterday against the Phils 6-1. Verlander pitched shitty, Coke pitched shitty, only thing looking up for us is that Valverde continued his dominant streak of making people look like assholes and rubbing it in their faces. If this guy's celebrations stay this big, they're going to just cancel the fireworks on Friday nights at Comerica and just have him run around the field shooting a gun into the air, the way real Detroiters celebrate victories.
Good news though, Polanco couldn't stand to take part in the beat down. They said he hurt his ankle or some shit, but I know what was really broken; his heart. Don't worry Polly, you won't have to face us again for awhile. Oh and good luck phils, finding a helmet big enough to cover that fucking dome.
Next up: T's travel to face the Pirates @ 1:05.
JustBatey
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