x17online.com - As Kate Gosselin prepares for her 'Dancing with the Stars' debut, her ex-husband Jon is inching closer to a spread in Playgirl. A Playgirl rep recently said the magazine had discussed signing Jon and decided they would offer him only $20,000 for a nude shoot since it would be nothing more than a "novelty act." The same rep, Daniel Nardicio, has elaborated on the offer, which includes a penis length clause, "Jon's a novelty. He's not really hot. Levi Johnston is really hot. Jon has a reputation of having a small penis and again, he's not that hot. For every inch more than four, we'll give him an additional $10,000."
Boooom. Roasted. Jon is on the ropes these days and is just taking low blow after low blow from everybody. Even this Playgirl rep felt the need to kick him square in the nuts and call him out for not only having a 3 inch dick, but for also being a novelty act. But hey this is still an offer to seriously consider. If someone showed up on your doorstep today to give you $20,000 for taking off your pants, would'nt you do it? I sure as hell would. Not to mention if I got that penis length clause that gave me $10,000 for every inch over four, then we're talking about the easist $100,000 i'd ever make. Sign me up
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