Enjoy The Weekend With Some Midget Wrestling

My brother Kmase was out in Boulder the other day and stumbled upon the greatest sporting event in the history of the world. Watch the little guy on the left struggle to get his deformed legs underneath him and then just run straight into this buzz saw. I wanna sign little-person Goldberg and be his agent. I'd be booking him at Bar Mitzvahs and Birthday parties where kids can get speared by one of the greats. I just wanna know who Kyle blew to get these ringside seats?



PS - Don't sleep on that female midget referee. She could probably beat down all our asses.