Huffingtonpost.com - BBC presenter Kristian Digby was found dead in his apartment On Monday morning. Cause of death is still "inconclusive," however, a belt and bag were taken away by forensics, and police sources told the Daily Mail that they believe Digby died during "a solo sex game which went tragically wrong." Police say that there are no suggestions of suicide. Auto-erotic asphyxiation, a dangerous sexual practice which involves depriving the body of oxygen to increase arousal and heighten climax, has claimed lives before. Last June, actor David Carradine was found dead with a rope tied to his neck, wrist and genitals.
Ohhh boy. Looks like the old jerk off with a plastic bag over your head and a belt around your nuts routine went awry once more. Seen it a thousand times. This had to be real awkward when the police investigators showed up cause nobody wants to be the first guy to be like "oh shit, he was auto-erotic asphyxiating himself", that's basically a confession to having a belt and plastic baggie collection under your bed at home.
Note to self: Better put a hold on the S&M session I had planned with the Lady Friend tonight. Oh wait ,never mind, if shes there she can just undo the belt and take the bag off my head. Duh, I guess this is only dangerous if you are alone.
PS - In all seriousness I've never even heard of anyone doing this, other than Mac from Super Troopers, but its gotta be the jam, right? Fuckin famous dudes are knocking themselves off left and right with this shit. Hell of a way to go out. I give Charles Rogers one year before we find him in some seedy, down river hotel room with a Lions pro shop bag over his head and his pants around his ankles. Lamborghini living baby.
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