I always feel kinda bad for Chris Osgood having to be the redheaded stepchild of the Redwings' goalie rotation. Dude is always around just pitching playoff shutouts but no matter what he does he can't get any love. If the Wings had come out and blown the Pens outta the water like they were supposed to we would be sitting here talking about Osgood's place at the right hand of the lord but instead he is seated to the right hand of all the defenseman at the end of the bench. Funny how things work out sometimes.
But then I saw Ozzie's backyard hockey setup and fuck him. This is the sweetest thing I have ever seen. Here I am feeling bad for him and he has a miniature version of the Mystery Alaska rink in his backyard. Look at that fuckin scoreboard. If I was a neighborhood kid you would have to hire a pack of doberman pinchers to keep me off that ice cause I would be climbing fences with my skate guards on at like 2 in the morning for a chance to rip slappers at the shooter tutor.
Plus you always have the chance of being that lucky kid who Ozzie takes inside the cabin for a little hot cocoa and inappropriate touching. Get in line behind Bmase.
Not a puck in sight. Guy plays with balls...probably why Bmase loves him so much.
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