Tennis star Simona Halep has returned to competitive play after undergoing breast reduction surgery. The Romanian busted out at the 2008 French Open, where her large 34DD breasts attracted ample attention. But Halep's bountiful chest caused "severe back pain," according to the Daily Mail, so she had her abundant breasts surgically resized in 2009. Halep returned to the French Open this year with 34C breasts, but was defeated by Australian Samantha Stosur.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold your f'n horses! You're trying to tell me that this girl was blessed with this gianormous rack, which puts her in like the 95th percentile of chicks that dudes wanna fuck and she had the audacity to play God and get rid of them cause her back hurt a little? The nerve of this girl. You'd never see a jockey getting his giant dick reduced because it gets pinched in the saddle when he rides. No chance, but for some reason the second that Simona's back starts aching, it's all "off with her boobs"! This world is messed up.
PS - Coincidentally she lost her first match back after the surgery. Guess God's got a penis too.
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