Monday, June 7, 2010
Izzone Be Gone
Izzo and I never saw eye to eye. It's just two different philosphies. I like to party, and Izzo is a bitch. So while this may be a terrible move for MSU basketball, it's an even greater career destroying move for Izzo, which I love. Izzo is the epitome of college basketball. He has sleepovers in the Breslin Center, he acts as a father figure (i think he may actually be Idong Ibok's legal guardian), and probably helps them with their homework too. I don't see how any of that applies to Lebron, Shaq, and Delonte West. I would pay to be a part of that sleepover though. I can just imagine the lights going out, and Delonte talking his shit in a sleeping bag about fucking Lebron's mom. "Hey King, I had sex with yo mom on tuesday, and then she went down on me while I was eating KFC. Hot sauce in my bag, hot sauce in my bag." I would probably piss my pants from all the mountain dew I drank. Then again I thought Dancing with the Stars and Pirates of the Carribean were terrible ideas too.
BMOC
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