Smoking Baby Hooked on Cigarettes - Watch more Funny Videos
Thehuffingtonpost.com- The mother of 2-year-old Ardi Rizal -- the Sumatran toddler who caused a sensation last week when video footage of him smoking a cigarette turned up online -- has vowed to get help for her child. Ardi's mother Diana told reporters in Jakarta that her son, who smokes an average of 40 cigarettes each day, throws tantrums and even vomits when he can't satisfy his addiction. "I learned that I can't use force to stop him," said Diana, who like many Indonesians goes by one name. "I need to be gentle and try to distract him."
Wait... I thought smoking cigarettes made you skinny? And why are people so surprised that he throws tantrums and throws up when he doesn't get what he wants? The kid is 2 years old! They're called the terrible twos for a reason! I mean, how do you think I got my Ghostbusters Firehouse as a kid? And yes, if you're wondering, it came with pourable ooze.... so sweet...
Further, we may need to look into whether or not this kid is drunk. I mean talking gibberish and making faces is exactly what happens to me after I pound a forty and have my first grit. 40 cigs a day at 2 years old? Jesus Christ. But at $4 dollars a day, it's a fucking steal so...
No comments:
Post a Comment