Homeboy Must've Been Up All Night Playing Madden

This would really piss me off if I was Obama. There's no way he wants to waste his time talking to a bunch of pimple faced kids from K-Zoo when he could be sitting courtside at the NBA finals or something important like that. No, instead he has to have this "Keenan" wannabe making a complete mockery of his words, man. This whole thing is turning out to be a theatrical mockery. You understand that? No? Well, you will.



PS - Why is Obama making Jeter jokes in K-zoo instead of cleaning up this oil spill?