Tigers W 6-2 Tigers W 4-3 Tigers W 4-3, sweep Pirates, 33-29 overall, 2.5 GB of Twins With pirate booty like this running around Pittsburgh, its no wonder the Pirates aren't focused on baseball. And although this sweep of the Pirates is awesome and yes we're now only two games behind the Twins again, the question is: "Should we really get excited about sweeping the Pirates?" I mean, shouldn't we assume we're going to sweep the Pirates? At 23-40, the Pirates are hardly formidable foes. If they were any worse, you would actually expect them to have wooden legs and hooks instead of hands... It took a walk off home run in the tenth on Saturday (by Guillen, who is batting just .206 at home this season but .326 away... that doesn't make sense...) and a 3-run blast in the 8th yesterday by Cabrera ( it was his MLB leading 19th homer of the season) just to get by. Shouldn't we be smoking these guys? Yes we've been slumping a bit... We just lost two series against the White Sox and Royals, losing 2 out of 3 to each, so maybe this is just the start of a streak, but it didn't really inspire me. And guess what else? It wasn't even our starting pitchers' fault! They pitched well! (6 runs in three games over 22 innings, Ill take it) It's our bats. They've gone completely dead. Cabrera went 2-12 in the series and the team went 6 for 30 with runners in scoring position! Lets go dudes! Except for my boy Boesch that is. It seems like every time he steps up to the plate, hes knocking guys in. Yeah he slumped there for a week or two, but he's back, and its good to see him. Boesch is tied for second on the team in HRs and is third for RBIs behind Mags and Cabrera (However, Mags has 50 more plate appearances and Cabrera has 75!) His slugging percentage is 20 points lower than Cabreras (still a monstrous .625) but his batting average is 15 points higher. The dude is proving to be invaluable.
So in order to get our guys as pumped up as Boesch and myself, I've included the speech about baseball from the end of Field of Dreams below. If you can watch this and not want to go out and hit some line drives for RBI's, then I don't really want to be your friend, and neither does Brennan Boesch. (We couldn't afford the license for the Jimmy EJ [that's what James Earl Jones likes to be called... trust me] clip, so we got this guy who went to the Field of Dreams house instead... He's got a deep voice too though so...)
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JOEYBLUESKIES.COM DICTIONARY
Joey Blueskies-A derogatory nickname for Detroit Lions' quarterback, Joey Harrington which came about as fans realized that, no matter how badly he played, Harrington always characterized his performances, and the situation in general, in an extremely positive or "blueskies" manner. Lions Bumaya!- translates to English as "Lions kill him!" and is the rallying cry of any true Lions fan. "Ali Bumaye" was the local's chant before and during the "rumble in the jungle" fight between Mohammed Ali and George Foreman in Zaire in 1974.
Totallyfuckinbelievable- my life sucks so bad that this bullshit is totally fucking believable, hence it's totallyfuckinbelievable. From the root, unfuckinbelievable.
Eating the Cornbread- the undying and undeserved optimism Detroit Lions fans bring to the beginning of each season. If you think the Lions are winning more than 6 games this year you're eating the cornbread.
Rap Videoing- The act of pouring or spraying an alcoholic beverage onto the head or chest of a friend in a celebratory fashion, all the while yelling "Rap Video!".
Lions Sisu!- translates to "Lions need strength of will, determination, perseverance and to act rationally in the face of adversity." Joe Paquette brought the Finnish message with him when he walked from the U.P. to Detroit in order to tell the Lions they need Sisu.
A.O.L.- asses on location. Whenever a blueskier sees a smoking hot ass walking down the street, as a readers fee, it's their responsibility to take a photo of said ass and send it to me at which point I will post it and grade it.
Blursday - drinking so much on a Thursday night that it becomes blurry.
Michigander- the preferred nomanclature when referring to anyone from Michigan. Beat out Michiganian in our official jbs.com poll
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