When Mixed martial arts fighter Kyacey Uscola lost during a recent episode of The Ultimate Fighter, he likely had no idea that he would soon suffer a serious penis injury that same night. Deadspin flagged an interview with Uscola, who says that he was attacked by dogs after his elimination. One of the pitbulls bit "all the way through" the fighter's penis.
Stephan Bonnar: So Kyacey, after you got off the show you had a pretty interesting fight, and this one was not with humans but rather with a pack of pit bulls. What happened?
Kyacey Uscola: I was walking up to the side of the (TUF) house, along the road, when these dogs sort of ran up on me and cornered me, and um I'm an idiot I didn't run when I should've ran, I squared off with them and sliced my hand punching one in the teeth. Got chunks bitten out of my shoulder, hip, hamstring and the uh money one was that they bit through my urethra and uh I had to have a catheter for two weeks...
SB: The tooth actually pierced through your penis?
KU: Yeah, all the way through.
Man, I've always been on the side of pit bulls cause I got one at home and I know for a fact that she isn't some killing machine. Well, not unless I command her to be but news like this is hard to stomach. Even though my pup Lucy is sweet as pie, sometimes she accidentally gets you with her teeth when she's playing and that shit kills. The thought of her chomping down on my nuts makes me wanna vomit.
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