Chicagobreakingnews.com – A semi-trailer truck carrying cases of Miller Lite rolled over on the Edens Expressway this morning, temporarily blocking all inbound lanes, officials said. The truck struck a guardrail and a concrete bridge support before rolling over at about 3:15 a.m. near the Foster Avenue exit, scattering the cans of beer, according to Illinois State Police. The driver suffered minor injuries and was taken to Lutheran General Hospital in Park Ridge, state police said. The truck lost most of its load, temporarily closing all southbound lanes until crews were able to clear the roadway. But gaping motorists were still making for a slow commute into the city this morning.
No shit this made for a slow commute this morning. If I was on my way into work and came across the Exxon Valdez spewing Miller Lite all over the freeway you better believe I would’ve parked my car sideways across three lanes and filled every nook and cranny of that fucker with brews. But don’t think I’m just some drunk creep, I totally would’ve stayed around to lick clean all the beer covered wildlife as well.
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