This Is Exactly How Drunk I Was When The Stones Won It In '04

At least you can say this boozehound is persistent. After struggling to get his pants on as a shirt, he takes them off, stares at them and then tries that shit all over again. If I was in this situation and that speedo clad dude came over to tell me my pants had just put me in a full nelson I totally would've played it off like I was in on some new fashion. Like "relax bro, shit's supposed to be a snug fit". I’m pretty sure that’s how skinny jeans were invented.