Bout Time Somebody Said It

Huffpost - Urban Outfitters' "Eat Less" V-Neck Tee is one of the more, well, interesting things we've seen on the chain's website since its Obama/Black t-shirt. Printed on the gray v-neck are the words "Eat Less" in white cursive. But the description of the item reads: "Eat less or more or however much you'd like in this seriously soft knit tee cut long and topped with a v-neck." Perhaps they should have printed all of that on there.

Perhaps the Huffington Post should chill the fuck out here. Urban Outfitters is just saying what we all know to be true. You eat less, you look better. That's it. No huge trick to it. You eat like a cow you are gonna end up roughly the size of a cow. You eat like a bird then you'll get hot and dudes will bang you. It's your choice ladies.

PS - Is this what passes for a model these days? Trust me, I know a shit ton about modeling cause the Lady Friend makes me watch 12 hour marathons of "America's Next Top Model" anytime I'm over at her place, so I get that models need to be alien looking, praying mantis types but this chick is straight beat. I guess pale, crackhead is really in this season.