From: Will
Date: June 4, 2010 9:54:32 AM EDT
To: lamborghiniliving@gmail.com
Subject: Follett
So last night was your typical Thursday night in Toledo. I'm at the bar drinking some beers when our smokeshow waitress comes around asking if we need anything. We start chatting her up since a week before we learned that she is a student at the university of Michigan (however she claims she doesn't drink which boggles my mind on what you do with your time if you don't drink in college, study?) turns out we start talking about the lions and she says that she dates one of them. Which one you ask, JBS' favorite lion himself, Zack Follett.
Sidenotes:
-the bar is called Bigz
-she went to the same high school as Jim Joyce (yes that Jim Joyce, Central Catholic) as well as the same grade school as Motay (Christ the King)
-some television show also approached her about doing a show with other NFL wives/girlfriends similar to basketball wives, but sadly she is not doing it
Forward down the field,
How the hell did Will meet Follett's girlfriend before me? I mean c'mon! That's some bullshit. I'm practically a D-list celebrity in this town and somehow my cronies are beating me to things. FML. At least tell me there's an A.O.L. shot, right?
Anyway, I needed to do some research and validate that this was in fact Follett's gf before I started shouting it out on the streets of Detroit. So I hit up facebook, did some stalking and BOOM! I run smack dab into this picture of her and Zack's dog. I just gotta say man, you continue to impress me with your accomplishments in life. Like this girl is right up there with that hit on Danny Amendola as the best thing you've done since birth. Keep up the good work.
PS - Let's make sure that Blueskiers aren't storming through the gates of Bigz during her shift, either. Will is creepy enough for all of us.
PSS - JP, if you want more face time on JBS.com let me know. I'm 100% prepared to say screw Detroit sports and make this a blog dedicated to you full time.
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