A trail cam picture snapped in late May appears to show a cougar on the move in Menominee County — the latest to be discovered in the Upper Peninsula. For decades, the presence of cougars in Michigan has been hotly contested. But in the last century, state wildlife officials have confirmed the presence of cougars only six times — now seven — all in the Upper Peninsula. Those confirmations have all taken place within the last two-and-a-half years. The latest appearance was in an area near Wallace near the Wisconsin border. A trail cam picture taken May 26 shows the body of a cougar moving out of view to the left. The animal’s head cannot be seen and they are considered an endangered speciesin the state.
Being a teacher has one perk and one perk only, and that’s summer vacation. Unfortunately mine is about to suck because of a 400 lb predatory cat that is stalking the woods outside of my Old Man’s cottage in Wallace, Michigan. Like what are the fucking chances of that? Only been 7 cougar sightings in Michigan over the last 100 years and 2 weeks before I’m about to throw the bash of the century out at the lake, there’s one spotted a few miles away. Totallyfuckinbelievable. Party goers are gonna have to stay in a pretty fuckin tight knit formation if they don’t wanna get picked off the side of the herd. I’m already chalking up my dog Lucy as a loss for the trip. If they sold cougar bait she’d be it. Dumb as rocks, terrible sense of direction, and a gimpy leg. In fact, since I know she’s gonna get devoured sometime during the week I might just chain her up outside of the camp at night like that goat in the T-rex cage from Jurassic Park. When the cougar comes creapin out to pounce on her I’m gonna blow that pussy away. Cougar steaks, anybody?
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