Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Yoosta Be A Yooper: A Lesson In Death Threats
TRAVERSE CITY, Mich. (AP) - Two men have been charged with conspiring to threaten U.S. Rep. Bart Stupak and his family because of the Michigan Democrat's crucial vote for the health care overhaul, federal authorities said Monday. According to an affidavit filed by FBI special agent Travis E. Lloyd, an aide to the congressman picked up a letter addressed to "Stupak family" at the post office in Menominee May 25. Signed, "The Devil within Us," it sharply criticized Stupak for his health care vote. "You, sir, have sold your sole to the devil," it said, adding that "actions have consequences" and asking whether Stupak's wife, Laurie, and son Ken were "prepared for those consequences." It said, "I will paint the Mackinaw Bridge with the blood of you and your family members. I will not say when and with who but I will save your blood for the high towers toward the end of this project. You will live long enough to truly experience the unfortunate but definite consequences of your decision. ... I have the means, the resources, and the commitment ... to fully execute this plan."
Spell check bra, spell check. It's like a resume, one spelling error and your death threat goes back to the bottom of the pile. It's "Mackinac", not "Mackinaw". Common mistake but still inexcusable. And I doubt Bart sold the bottom of his shoe to the devil. It's "soul", not "sole" Other than that, it was pretty well written. I really liked the part about having the means, resources, and commitment to fully execute the plan. Is it wrong if I copy and paste that to the summary section of my resume? I'm trying to get a job at Advantage Rent A Car at Midway Airport and I think they will eat that shit up.
In all seriousness, this is some straight bullshit. As my bro stated early, the Stupak Family is close with the Mason family, and this aggression will not stand man. They think their going to get away with this? Not up in here, Not up in here!!
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i'm pretty sure the wrong spelling of a word got someone busted at Menominee High for writing a bomb threat on the broom stall. classic mixup
ReplyDeletePlease tell me more. This is sounding familiar. Mayhew????
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh yes, that was the great David Lemay that wrote that. Part of my epic 2001 MHS Class..Likely the best graduating class to ever make it through that high school. The problem was Lemay did not realize there was a second letter "b" in the word bomb. If you are in Menominee make to stop by Murrays, Lemay works in the kitchen, and ask him about it. Also, if you remember Nathan Johnson (aka skinny) was with him when this happened. Of course, skinny committed suicide a few years back....RIP bro! So the only one that can set the scene is Lemay..make to sure ask Lemay about how he got caught robbing the athletic department in the middle of the night too...I believe he got expelled for that. In 2001 times were tough in Menominee...Last thing, you also can search for Lemay at any shitty drug hang out in Marinette!
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