STEVENS POINT, Wis. - An Amherst man accused of trying to steal dirty diapers from a home has been sentenced to 30 months of probation. Dillon Makuski, 20, was convicted of possession of burglary tools. The Stevens Point Journal reports Makuski also must serve 200 hours of community service and undergo a psycho-sexual examination. Makuski was detained by the homeowner after entering an Amherst home last September. A Portage County sheriff's deputy found six dirty diapers in Makuski's pockets. The complaint said Makuski entered the house because he likes to wear diapers and thought there might be some in the house.
Dillon, Dillon, Dillon. Don't you know anything about business? You have a passion for one of the grossest things in the world. Dirty Diapers! I smell a small business venture. Anybody that doesn't want to change a dirty diaper in the greater Stevens Point area calls you up. Instead of B&Eing all day just to get a nutt, you get to do what you love and make money doing it!!. Shit I can have this business plan done by day's end, and franchise this out to all the other sick fucks in Wisconsin walking the streets with dirty diapers in their cargo pockets. Damn Packer fans....
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