White shorts coming correct for the second time this week! This one hit my inbox from Orny in Chicago and officially put Chi Town on the map as an AOL hotspot. If this isn't Mark Buehrle's wife, he should immediately file divorce papers and turn this girl into a baby factory cause this is prime time real estate. I'm absolutely blown away by this dick wrecker. Could you imagine if smoking hot chicks were just wearing your jersey everywhere? That's so much god damn power. When Joeyblueskies.com blows up you better believe I'm putting Mason on the back of a t-shirt and giving them away to all the bombshells outside of Comerica. Once the word spreads, hot chicks everywhere will be banging down the door to do me. Now all I have to do is not blow this shit like Tiger Woods and it's all good.
This ass is blue ribbon material. I'm talking winner at the world's fair good. I'd even consider becoming a Sox fan if it means I have a shot at this thing. Absolute perfection. Score - 10.0
The picture is fantASStic with only a very slight deduction because of the fact she isn't wearing a Follett jersey. Score - 9.5
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