I feel so cheated. I grew up quoting "slick shoes" whenever I was in trouble. Little did I know if I carried around the Goon Squad - Eight Arms to Hold You, I could of gotten myself out of a shit ton of mayhem. I just imagine blasting that song in Mount Pleasant after we got citizen arrested for the hit and run. The cops question what happened, I hit play on the car stereo, and the cops crumble to the ground. Snoot jumps in the car and we take off and do a slow motion high five with the song in the background. Problem gone. When I yelled "slick shoes" to those cops, they laughed at my ass.

PS - still sorry about that snoot. I owe you one.
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