Drunk Man Falls From Balcony, Impales Head On Fence

NEW YORK — A 21-year-old musician has survived a fall from a New York City balcony in which his head became impaled on a spiked metal fence. Police say Nicholas Blossom was intoxicated at a party in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood when he fell from a third-floor balcony at around 4 a.m. Saturday. They say he landed headfirst on the fence of the second-floor balcony of an adjoining building. Rescuers used an electric saw to detach Blossom from the fence. He was taken to Bellevue Hospital, where he was in stable condition. Blossom plays drums in a rock band called Alaska Alaska.

I'm pretty shocked that I made it through the weekend without this happening to me because all I've done since Friday afternoon is drink copious amounts of PBR on the roof and sink so much playing beer die that it stopped being fun for other people. If this was gonna happen to anyone it should've been me and not poor Blossom, although look at the exposure he is getting for his band, Alaska Alaska. Maybe I should take a header off of Ford Field and see if I can get Joeyblueskies.com mentioned in the Detroit Free Press.