I Dare Someone To Ask Me How My Day Is Going

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This is exactly how I feel. I can't believe I'm still schlepping away day after day, taking care of these rugrats. I seriously dare some a-hole reporter to ask me how things are going right now? I'm teaching five, hour long classes each day and then I have to cover detention where kids just shit all over me and then I basically have to do anything else they want me to do around here. "Oh, Mason, can you clean the gutters after you finish wiping up that piss, that'd be great, thanks!" Jesus, I'm such a slave to the man right now that I can barely stand it. What's worst is that I got about zero minutes a day to do the only thing that makes me happy, which is entertaining you clowns at your shitty jobs. I'll give somebody half of the JBS empire if they come up with a way for me to make money. Seriously, I just watched that movie "The Social Network" last night and learned that the only thing cooler than a million dollars is a billion dollars.