Baby Gets Down With JC

Things like this are the reason I stopped going to church. They'll just let anybody in that door. I don't know who I'd be more afraid to sit next to, this 100 year old baby or the dude from my childhood who wore the Cooper hockey helmet and a full face mask cause he used to bite people? Can't believe my parents put me in that kind of danger. That guy was terrifying.

PS - Note to my parents: I might have been more into going to mass if we had flat screen tvs, a color guard team, and a sweet rock band like these lunatics. But playing Monday morning quarterback is always easier.