I could pretend like I don't know who this chick is, but let's be honest, if you haven't gotten into to the hot chick fights on the Hills or Laguna Beach or whatever the fuck it's called in the last 10 years, then you're the one with the problem. Plus this chick has a thing for dude's named Justin, so it's good to keep track of those... Regardless, look at this spread and tell me you don't want to know what this chick is up to 24/7.
Here's a few things that happened this weekend while you were passed out from drinking yourself into a stupor after a second straight Michigan loss....
-Jeff Backus has started in 150 straight games for the Lions. 99% of those have been losses it seems like...
-The BK King promotes safe sex apparently, which gives the phrase "have it your way" a way sexier meaning... this Whopper tastes erotic...
-Stella v. Bmase is the new Pacquiao/ Mayweather, if Manny and Floyd were competitive eaters that is... and if one of them was a canine...
-I Heart Boobies bracelets aren't allowed in schools, but Lance Armstrong's "I support testicles" bands are? Seems like a double standard...
-And finally, check out these "Wal-mart Wolverines"... Also known as "People from Flint"
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