Well good morning j.b.s.ers. How bout a nice bit of English breakfast with Alice Eve this beautiful day? She was just in that movie where she dated that loser despite being like a million times hotter than him.... remember? It gave you hope that maybe that could happen to you, but then over the next few days, it began to sink in that chicks with huge boobs and hot faces don't date unathletic, middle income blog writers? Yeah. Sucks. But we do get to look at a lot of hot pictures of them on the internet since we're not out blowing our life savings on expensive dinners and shit. So I guess thats a silver lining....
Amidst your lonesome tears, check out a recap of yesterday:
-In an event sure to trigger some sort of economic collapse in vegas or the apocalypse, the DETROIT LIONS WON A GAME! Plus you get to relive "The Carlton". That's right, we're taking over for DJ Jazzy Jeff as head promoter...
-Check out the update on Calvin Johnson's injury from Sunday. At least he wasn't isn't out due to partying too hard like Rucker...
-And finally, in case you missed Days of Our Lives yesterday and are looking to get your melodrama fix, check out this HUGE fantasy football dispute the M bros are currently in. I knew that evaluate a trade option would come in handy at some point...
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