Xiao Hao, a 3-year-old boy from China, already weighs what an average adult would. In fact, he’s already bigger than his petite mom, Xiao Lin. The toddler is so large that most area nurseries will not except him for fear of endangering or creating a hazard for other children.
Somebody get me on the phone with this kids mother NOW, cause I'm gonna adopt the shit outta him and turn him into that blindside dude so fuckin hard. Natural gifts like this don't just don't come around everyday. All I gotta do is keep shoving sushi down his throat and put in some time on his footwork and we're talking cha-ching, cha-ching baby! Plus he's obviously ready for the NFL lifesytle, look at that hand placement as he's getting some dome.
PS - Judging by that empty bowl and that spoon he's about to devour, the kid next to him should be legitamitly concerned for his life.
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