With Charlie Sheen being in the news all the time, basically all I can think about is how hot Denise Richards is. Every time they cut to Sheen's dumb mug shot, I think about covering Denise in champagne, Wild Things style. I could probably get over Nev Campbell being in my threesome if Denise Richards were there. She's a nut though right? I mean, did any one even see the show she had on E! awhile back? Fuckin' crazy. She's done a great job covering up those white trash roots though. Regardless, in an homage to Denise, here's the clip from Wild Things for your viewing pleasure. Maybe the greatest 3:40 in the history of cinema.
Coincidence that Charlie Sheen played Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn and Denise Richard's only viewable movie attempt was in "Wild Things"? I don't think so. Some things are just meant to be I guess. Like you, reading what happened yesterday...
- Dear sweet baby Jesus, did you dance like this baby when you were born in the manger? I'm guessing you didn't. But only because you didn't have a full rock band kicking ass during your delivery right?
-Kurt Warner, you've made like 7 come backs, won a Superbowl, shown you can be old and still sling it, and yet you feel the need to prove that you can out dance Bristol Palin on some lame ass show? Let it go man.
-As fast as Jay-Z is breaking down barriers, the NBA won't stop reminding him that he's still got a long, long way to go...
-And finally, we regret to inform you that Z. Follet has been put on IR for the rest of the season. No jokes here, just respect. Get well Z man.
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